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| Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless. ~ Bill Watterson |
| Weekends are a bit like rainbows; they look good from a distance but disappear when you get up close to them. ~ John Shirley |
| There aren’t enough days in the weekend. ~ Rod Schmidt |
| The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend. ~ Chuck Palahniuk |
| The rhythm of the weekend, with its birth, its planned gaieties, and its announced end, followed the rhythm of life and was a substitute for it. ~ F. Scott Fitzgerald |
| Why wait for the weekend to have fun ~ Loesje |
| Only Robinson Crusoe had everything done by Friday. ~ Author Unknown |
| Your hair may be brushed, but your mind’s untidy. You’ve had about seven hours of sleep since Friday. No wonder you feel that lost sensation. You’re sunk from a riot of relaxation. ~ Ogden Nash |
| Every man has a right to a Saturday night bath. ~ Lyndon B. Johnson |
| Life is a wretched gray Saturday, but it has to be lived through. ~ Anthony Burgess |
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Of all the days that’s in the week
I dearly love but one day
And that’s the day that comes betwixt
A Saturday and Monday.
~ Henry Carey |
| Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week. ~ Joseph Addison |
| Most people are in a factory from nine till five. Their job may be to turn out 263 little circles. At the end of the week they’re three short and somebody has a go at them. On Saturday afternoons they deserve something to go and shout about. ~ Rodney Marsh |
| Give a man a fish and he has food for a day; teach him how to fish and you can get rid of him for the entire weekend. ~ Zenna Scha |
| There is little chance that meteorologists can solve the mysteries of weather until they gain an understanding of the mutual attraction of rain and weekends. ~ Arnot Sheppard |
| Weekends don’t pay as well as weekdays but at least there’s football. ~ S.A. Sachs |
How pleasant is Saturday night,
When I’ve tried all the week to be good,
And not spoke a word that was bad,
And obliged everyone that I could.
~ Nancy Sproat |
| I hate weekends because there is no stock market. ~ Rene Rivkin |
| The feeling of Sunday is the same everywhere, heavy, melancholy, standing still. ~ Jean Rhys |
| Always strive to excel, but only on weekends. ~ Richard Rorty |
| Middle age is when you’re sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn’t for you. ~ Ogden Nash |
| Living up to ideals is like doing everyday work with your Sunday clothes on. ~ Ed Howe |