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| No man needs a vacation so much as the person who has just had one. ~ Elbert Hubbard |
| A good vacation is over when you begin to yearn for your work. ~ Morris Fishbein |
| A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you’ve been taking. ~ Earl Wilson |
| A vacation is like love – anticipated with pleasure, experienced with discomfort, and remembered with nostalgia. ~ Author Unknown |
| A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in. ~ Robert Orben |
| Holidays are enticing only for the first week or so. After that, it is no longer such a novelty to rise late and have little to do. ~ Margaret Laurence |
| I do not really like vacations. I much prefer an occasional day off when I do not feel like working. When I am confronted with a whole week in which I have nothing to do but enjoy myself I do not know where to begin. To me, enjoyment comes fleetingly and unheralded; I cannot determinedly enjoy myself for a whole week at a time. ~ Robertson Davies |
| The alternative to a vacation is to stay home and tip every third person you see. ~ Author Unknown |
| Every man who possibly can should force himself to a holiday of a full month in a year, whether he feels like taking it or not. ~ William James |
| We hit the sunny beaches where we occupy ourselves keeping the sun off our skin, the saltwater off our bodies, and the sand out of our belongings. ~ Erma Bombeck |
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| Those that say you can’t take it with you never saw a car packed for a vacation trip. ~ Author Unknown |
| The rainy days a man saves for usually seem to arrive during his vacation. ~ Author Unknown |
| By and large, mothers and housewives are the only workers who do not have regular time off. They are the great vacationless class. ~ Anne Morrow Lindbergh |
| A vacation trip is one-third pleasure, fondly remembered, and two-thirds aggravation, entirely forgotten. ~ Robert Brault |
| Vacation: Two weeks on the sunny sands – and the rest of the year on the financial rocks. ~ Sam Ewing |
| College is the longest vacation you will ever take. ~ Dan Indante and Karl Marks |
Too much work, and no vacation,
Deserves at least a small libation.
So hail! my friends, and raise your glasses,
Work’s the curse of the drinking classes.
~ Oscar Wilde |
| No vacation goes unpunished. ~ Karl Hakkarainen |
| Vacation: a period of travel and relaxation when you take twice the clothes and half the money you need. ~ Author Unknown |
| Vacations prove that a life of pleasure is overrated. ~ Mason Cooley |
| Laughter is an instant vacation. ~ Milton Berle |
| If some people didn’t tell you, you’d never know they’d been away on a vacation. ~ Kin Hubbard |
| There is probably no more obnoxious class of citizen, taken end for end, than the returning vacationist. ~ Robert Benchley |
| Vacation used to be a luxury, but in today’s world it has become a necessity. ~ Author Unknown |
| Oh, why can’t we break away from all this, just you and I, and lodge with my fleas in the hills? I mean, flee to my lodge in the hills. ~ S.J. Perelman, Will B. Johnstone, and Arthur Sheekman, |
| If we would only give, just once, the same amount of reflection to what we want to get out of life that we give to the question of what to do with a two weeks’ vacation, we would be startled at our false standards and the aimless procession of our busy days. ~ Dorothy Canfield Fisher |