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| Skiing is a dance, and the mountain always leads. ~ Author Unknown |
| Stretch pants – the garment that made skiing a spectator sport. ~ Author Unknown |
| There are really only three things to learn in skiing: how to put on your skis, how to slide downhill, and how to walk along the hospital corridor. ~ Lord Mancroft, |
| The sport of skiing consists of wearing three thousand dollars’ worth of clothes and equipment and driving two hundred miles in the snow in order to stand around at a bar and get drunk. ~ P.J. O’Rourke, |
| Gotta use your brain, it’s the most important part of your equipment. ~ Kevin Andrews and Warren Miller, |
| When it comes to skiing, there’s a difference between what you think it’s going to be like, what it’s really like, and what you tell your friends it was like. ~ Author Unknown |
| The sensual caress of waist deep cold smoke…. glory in skiing virgin snow, in being the first to mark the powder with the signature of their run. ~ Tim Cahill |
| Skiing is the only sport where you spend an arm and a leg to break an arm and a leg. ~ Author Unknown |
| I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill. ~ Erma Bombeck |
| Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face. ~ Dave Barry |
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| Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country. ~ Steven Wright |
| The sun is bright and the powder bitchin’. ~ Author Unknown |
| Traverse: One of two ways to stop while skiing. Tree: The other method. ~ Author Unknown |
| All things are possible, except for skiing through a revolving door. ~ Author Unknown |
| Gravity is love and every turn is a leap of faith. ~ Author Unknown |
| Skiing: the art of catching cold and going broke while rapidly heading nowhere at great personal risk. ~ Author Unknown |
| There’s no waiting for friends on a powder day. ~ Author Unknown |
| Snow: a form of precipitation that usually occurs three weeks prior to and the morning of your departure from your ski vacation. ~ Author Unknown |
| Turn right, turn left, repeat as necessary. ~ Author Unknown |
| The ski bum trades security for face shots, the future for the moment. Considering how hollow the promise of a corporate career has become, who can say the ski bum is not the wiser investor in his or her youth? ~ Author Unknown |
| If you aren’t crashing, you aren’t skiing. ~ Author Unknown |
| Kids today, all they talk about is big air. I say, stay on the mountain, that’s where the action is. If you want big air, pull my finger. ~ Smooth Johnson |
| Powder snow skiing is not fun. It’s life, fully lived, life lived in a blaze of reality. ~ Dolores LaChapelle |
| Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough…. I now realize that the small hills you see on ski slopes are formed around the bodies of forty-seven-year-olds who tried to learn snowboarding. ~ Dave Barry |
| If you marry a skier, marry tall – they walk with their knees bent ten months out of the year. ~ Author Unknown |
| If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country. ~ Author Unknown |
| I think my favorite sport in the Olympics is the one in which you make your way through the snow, you stop, you shoot a gun, and then you continue on. In most of the world, it is known as the biathlon, except in New York City, where it is known as winter. ~ Michael Ventre, |