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| Whoever said money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping. ~ Bo Derek |
| When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It’s a whole different way of thinking. ~ Elayne Boosler |
| If men liked shopping, they’d call it research. ~ Cynthia Nelms |
| A consumer is a shopper who is sore about something. ~ Harold Coffin |
| Shopping is a woman thing. It’s a contact sport like football. Women enjoy the scrimmage, the noisy crowds, the danger of being trampled to death, and the ecstasy of the purchase. ~ Erma Bombeck |
| The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. ~ Marcelene Cox |
| Shopping tip: You can get shoes for 85 cents at the bowling alley. ~ Author Unknown |
| I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. ~ Tammy Faye Bakker |
| Thank God we’re living in a country where the sky’s the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television. ~ Joan Rivers |
| A Christmas shopper’s complaint is one of long-standing. ~ Author Unknown |
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| People will buy anything that is one to a customer. ~ Sinclair Lewis |
| The other line moves faster. ~ Etorre’s Observation |
| Buying something on sale is a very special feeling. In fact, the less I pay for something, the more it is worth to me. I have a dress that I paid so little for that I am afraid to wear it. I could spill something on it, and then how would I replace it for that amount of money? ~ Rita Rudner |
| We used to build civilizations. Now we build shopping malls. ~ Bill Bryson |
| I like my money right where I can see it – hanging in my closet. ~ From the television show |
| A bargain is something you can’t use at a price you can’t resist. ~ Franklin P. Jones |
| I haven’t reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. ~ Ilie Nastase |
| I love to go shopping. I love to freak out salespeople. They ask me if they can help me, and I say, "Have you got anything I’d like?" Then they ask me what size I need, and I say, "Extra medium." ~ Steven Wright |
| The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one. ~ Erma Bombeck |
| Anyone who believes the competitive spirit in America is dead has never been in a supermarket when the cashier opens another checkout line. ~ Ann Landers |
| The woman just ahead of you at the supermarket checkout has all the delectable groceries you didn’t even know they carried. ~ Mignon McLaughlin |
| A bargain ain’t a bargain unless it’s something you need. ~ Sidney Carroll |
| Credit buying is much like being drunk. The buzz happens immediately and gives you a lift…. The hangover comes the day after. ~ Joyce Brothers |
| I went to a general store but they wouldn’t let me buy anything specific. ~ Steven Wright |
| Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice. ~ Dave Barry |
| On the one hand, shopping is dependable: You can do it alone, if you lose your heart to something that is wrong for you, you can return it; it’s instant gratification and yet something you buy may well last for years. ~ Judith Krantz |
| The only reason a great many American families don’t own an elephant is that they have never been offered an elephant for a dollar down and easy weekly payments. ~ Mad Magazine |
| Oh, for the good old days when people would stop Christmas shopping when they ran out of money. ~ Author Unknown |
| Shopping is better than sex. If you’re not satisfied after shopping you can make an exchange for something you really like. ~ Adrienne Gusoff |
| But it is a cold, lifeless business when you go to the shops to buy something, which does not represent your life and talent, but a goldsmith’s. ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson |