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| Anybody who believes that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach flunked geography. ~ Robert Byrne, quoted in |
| The tragedy of sexual intercourse is the perpetual virginity of the soul. ~ William B. Yeats |
| Sex on television can’t hurt you unless you fall off. ~ Author Unknown |
| Flies spread disease – keep yours zipped. ~ Author Unknown |
| Remember, if you smoke after sex you’re doing it too fast. ~ Woody Allen |
| Don’t knock masturbation – it’s sex with someone I love. ~ Woody Allen |
| For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward. ~ Jay Leno |
| Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~ Swami X |
| Men get laid, but women get screwed. ~ Quentin Crisp |
| It is bad enough that people are dying of AIDS, but no one should die of ignorance. ~ Elizabeth Taylor |
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| When a guy goes to a hooker, he’s not paying her for sex, he’s paying her to leave. ~ Author Unknown |
| A dirty book is rarely dusty. ~ Author Unknown |
| Sex. In America an obsession. In other parts of the world a fact. ~ Marlene Dietrich |
| When a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s $3.95 a minute. ~ Author Unknown |
| Life in Lubbock, Texas, taught me two things: One is that God loves you and you’re going to burn in hell. The other is that sex is the most awful, filthy thing on earth and you should save it for someone you love. ~ Butch Hancock |
| To hear many religious people talk, one would think God created the torso, head, legs and arms, but the devil slapped on the genitals. ~ Don Schrader |
| The best sex education for kids is when Daddy pats Mommy on the fanny when he comes home from work. ~ William H. Masters |
| There are three possible parts to a date, of which at least two must be offered: entertainment, food, and affection. It is customary to begin a series of dates with a great deal of entertainment, a moderate amount of food, and the merest suggestion of affection. As the amount of affection increases, the entertainment can be reduced proportionately. When the affection is the entertainment, we no longer call it dating. Under no circumstances can the food be omitted. ~ Miss Manners’ Guide to Excruciatingly Correct Behaviour |
| No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. ~ Abraham Lincoln |
| My reaction to porn films is as follows: After the first ten minutes, I want to go home and screw. After the first 20 minutes, I never want to screw again as long as I live. ~ Erica Jong, |
| Familiarity breeds contempt – and children. ~ Mark Twain, |
| What is commonly called love, namely the desire of satisfying a voracious appetite with a certain quantity of delicate white human flesh. ~ Henry Fielding |
| Life without sex might be safer but it would be unbearably dull. It is the sex instinct which makes women seem beautiful, which they are once in a blue moon, and men seem wise and brave, which they never are at all. Throttle it, denaturalize it, take it away, and human existence would be reduced to the prosaic, laborious, boresome, imbecile level of life in an anthill. ~ Henry Louis Mencken |
| AIDS obliges people to think of sex as having, possibly, the direst consequences: suicide. Or murder. ~ Susan Sontag |
| There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex. People should be very free with sex, they should draw the line at goats. ~ Elton John |
| There’s nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex. ~ Billy Joel |
| The natural man has only two primal passions, to get and beget. ~ William Osler |
| The good thing about masturbation is that you don’t have to get dressed up for it. ~ Truman Capote |
| Sex relieves tension – love causes it. ~ Woody Allen |
| If you use the electric vibrator near water, you will come and go at the same time. ~ Louise Sammons |