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| That’s all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. ~ Robert M. Pirsig, |
| Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. ~ Author Unknown |
| Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. ~ Author Unknown |
| Midnight bugs taste best. ~ Author Unknown |
| You’re the guy that’ll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o’clock in the morning to look at your bike. ~ Paul Teutul, Sr., |
| It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. ~ Author Unknown |
| Bikes don’t leak oil, they mark their territory. ~ Author Unknown |
| Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. ~ Author Unknown |
| Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death. ~ Hunter Thompson |
| The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. ~ Author Unknown |
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And I to my motorcycle
Parked like the soul of the junkyard
Restored, a bicycle fleshed
With power, and tore off
Up Highway 106, continually
Drunk on the wind in my mouth,
Wringing the handlebar for speed,
Wild to be wreckage forever.
~ James Dickey |
| A motorcycle functions entirely in accordance with the laws of reason, and a study of the art of motorcycle maintenance is really a miniature study of the art of rationality itself. ~ Robert M. Pirsig, |
| What do you call a cyclist who doesn’t wear a helmet? An organ donor. ~ David Perry |
| If you don’t ride in the rain, you don’t ride. ~ Author Unknown |
| Whatever it is, it’s better in the wind. ~ Author Unknown |
| Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. ~ Author Unknown |
| Life is too short for traffic. ~ Dan Bellack |
| Work to ride and ride to work. ~ Author Unknown |
| Burn rubber, not your soul, baby. ~ Craig Fernandez and Reggie Bythewood, |
| Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead. ~ Mac McCleary |
| Remember folks, street lights timed for 35 mph are also timed for 70 mph. ~ Jim Samuels |
| Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. ~ Author Unknown |
| People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it’s safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. ~ Author Unknown |
| Well-trained reflexes are quicker than luck. ~ Author Unknown |
| Don’t argue with an 18-wheeler. ~ Author Unknown |
| Safety doesn’t happen by accident. ~ Author Unknown |
| Sometimes the best communication happens when you’re on separate bikes. ~ Author Unknown |
| When you’re riding lead, don’t spit. ~ Author Unknown |
| Maintenance is as much art as it is science. ~ Author Unknown |
| Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. ~ Author Unknown |