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| The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. ~ Frank Hubbard |
| We can tell our values by looking at our checkbook stubs. ~ Gloria Steinem |
| There is a very easy way to return from a casino with a small fortune: go there with a large one. ~ Jack Yelton |
| My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income. ~ Errol Flynn |
| Car sickness is the feeling you get when the monthly payment is due. ~ Author Unknown |
| Inflation hasn’t ruined everything. A dime can still be used as a screwdriver. ~ Quoted in |
| I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position. ~ Mark Twain |
| They who are of the opinion that Money will do everything, may very well be suspected to do everything for Money. ~ George Savile, |
| I cannot afford to waste my time making money. ~ Louis Agassiz |
| There’s no money in poetry, but then there’s no poetry in money, either. ~ Robert Graves |
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| When I have money, I get rid of it quickly, lest it find a way into my heart. ~ John Wesley |
| It is an unfortunate human failing that a full pocketbook often groans more loudly than an empty stomach. ~ Franklin Delano Roosevelt |
| After a visit to the beach, it’s hard to believe that we live in a material world. ~ Pam Shaw |
| The real measure of your wealth is how much you’d be worth if you lost all your money. ~ Author Unknown |
| Only when the last tree has died and the last river been poisoned and the last fish been caught will we realise we cannot eat money. ~ Cree Indian Proverb |
| The only reason a great many American families don’t own an elephant is that they have never been offered an elephant for a dollar down and easy weekly payments. ~ Mad Magazine |
| I’d like to live as a poor man with lots of money. ~ Pablo Picasso |
| No matter how hard you hug your money, it never hugs back. ~ Quoted in |
| There are no pockets in a shroud. ~ Author Unknown |
| Waste your money and you’re only out of money, but waste your time and you’ve lost a part of your life. ~ Michael Leboeuf |
| There are people who have money and people who are rich. ~ Coco Chanel |
| This planet has – or rather had – a problem, which was this: most of the people living on it were unhappy for pretty much of the time. Many solutions were suggested for this problem, but most of these were largely concerned with the movements of small green pieces of paper, which is odd because on the whole it wasn’t the small green pieces of paper that were unhappy. ~ Douglas Adams |
| Life shouldn’t be printed on dollar bills. ~ Clifford Odets |
| There are few sorrows, however poignant, in which a good income is of no avail. ~ Logan Pearsall Smith, "Life and Human Nature," |
| Mammon, n.: The god of the world’s leading religion. ~ Ambrose Bierce |
| It’s good to have money and the things that money can buy, but it’s good, too, to check up once in a while and make sure that you haven’t lost the things that money can’t buy. ~ George Horace Lorimer |
| "Your money, or your life." We know what to do when a burglar makes this demand of us, but not when God does. ~ Mignon McLaughlin, |
| Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. ~ Sam Ewing |
| A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it. ~ Bob Hope |
| Business is the art of extracting money from another man’s pocket without resorting to violence. ~ Max Amsterdam |