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| A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him. ~ Mae West |
| My theory is that men are no more liberated than women. ~ Indira Gandhi |
| All men are not slimy warthogs. Some men are silly giraffes, some woebegone puppies, some insecure frogs. But if one is not careful, those slimy warthogs can ruin it for all the others. ~ Cynthia Heimel |
| If the world were a logical place, men would ride side saddle. ~ Rita Mae Brown |
| The rule in the women’s colleges was that after 7 p.m. all men were beasts. Up until 7 p.m. they were all angels, and the girls simply had to learn to live with that routine and practise love in the afternoon. ~ Harry G. Johnson |
| No man stands so straight as when he stoops to help a boy. ~ Knights of Pythagoras |
| Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women. ~ Attributed to both Marion Smith and Nicole Hollander |
| Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then. ~ Katharine Hepburn |
| If it can’t be fixed by duct tape or WD-40, it’s a female problem. ~ Jason Love |
| When a man of forty falls in love with a girl of twenty, it isn’t her youth he is seeking but his own. ~ Lenore Coffee |
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| No nice men are good at getting taxis. ~ Katherine Whitehorn, the |
| The first time you buy a house you see how pretty the paint is and buy it. The second time you look to see if the basement has termites. It’s the same with men. ~ Lupe Velez |
| Women’s Liberation is just a lot of foolishness. It’s the men who are discriminated against. They can’t bear children. And no one’s likely to do anything about that. ~ Golda Meir |
| Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself – like, for instance, he can’t find any clean socks. ~ Jean Kerr, |
| The tragedy of machismo is that a man is never quite man enough. ~ Germaine Greer |
| All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That’s his. ~ Oscar Wilde, |
| I want a man who’s kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire? ~ Zsa Zsa Gabor |
| Part of the reason that men seem so much less loving than women is that men’s behavior is measured with a feminine ruler. ~ Francesca M. Cancian |
| A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth – and endures all the rest. ~ Helen Rowland |
| When a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s $3.95 a minute. ~ Author Unknown |
| Men wake up aroused in the morning. We can’t help it. We just wake up and we want you. And the women are thinking, "How can he want me the way I look in the morning?" It’s because we can’t see you. We have no blood anywhere near our optic nerve. ~ Andy Rooney |
| It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him. ~ Helen Rowland |
| A gentleman is simply a patient wolf. ~ Lana Turner |
| Women are never disarmed by compliments; men always are. ~ Oscar Wilde, |
| When you see a woman who can go nowhere without a staff of admirers, it is not so much because they think she is beautiful, it is because she has told them they are handsome. ~ Jean Giraudoux |
| If men can run the world, why can’t they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck? ~ Linda Ellerbee |
| They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. ~ Clare Booth Luce |
| There is no female Mozart because there is no female Jack the Ripper. ~ Camille Paglia |
| It’s a man’s world, and you men can have it. ~ Katherine Anne Porter |
| I know many married men, I even know a few happily married men, but I don’t know one who wouldn’t fall down the first open coal hole running after the first pretty girl who gave him a wink. ~ George Jean Nathan |