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| The number one sign you have nothing to do at work: The 4th Division of Paperclips has overrun the Pushpin Infantry and General White-Out has called for a new skirmish. ~ Fred Barling |
| Find a job you like and you add five days to every week. ~ H. Jackson Browne |
| Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties. ~ Doug Larson |
| Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work. ~ Robert Orben |
| If a trainstation is where the train stops, what’s a workstation? ~ Author Unknown |
| We pretend to work because they pretend to pay us. ~ Author Unknown |
| Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work. ~ John G. Pollard |
| When people go to work, they shouldn’t have to leave their hearts at home. ~ Betty Bender |
| Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. ~ Author Unknown |
| A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don’t have a J.O.B. ~ "Fats" Domino |
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| Monday is a lame way to spend 1/7 of your life. ~ Author Unknown |
| If you have a job without any aggravations, you don’t have a job. ~ Malcolm S. Forbes |
| A life spent in constant labor is a life wasted, save a man be such a fool as to regard a fulsome obituary notice as ample reward. ~ George Jean Nathan |
| Don’t worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you’ll have to ram them down people’s throats. ~ Howard Aiken |
| A Mission Statement is a dense slab of words that a large organization produces when it needs to establish that its workers are not just sitting around downloading Internet porn. ~ Dave Barry |
| Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. ~ James Matthew Barrie |
| The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play. ~ Arnold Toynbee |
| The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job application form. ~ Stanley J. Randall |
| Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so. ~ Douglas Adams |
| I have never liked working. To me a job is an invasion of privacy. ~ Danny McGoorty |
| Researchers at Harvard say that taking a power nap for an hour in the afternoon can totally refresh you. They say that by the time you wake up you’ll feel so good, you’ll be able to start looking for a new job. ~ Jay Leno |
| Whenever it is possible, a boy should choose some occupation which he should do even if he did not need the money. ~ William Lyon Phelps |
| I’ve met a few people in my time who were enthusiastic about hard work. And it was just my luck that all of them happened to be men I was working for at the time. ~ Bill Gold |
| A baseball game is twice as much fun if you’re seeing it on the company’s time. ~ William C. Feather |
| If a man love the labour of any trade apart from any question of success or fame, the gods have called him. ~ Robert Louis Stevenson |
| Your Business clothes are naturally attracted to staining liquids. This attraction is strongest just before an important meeting. ~ Scott Adams |
| Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire. ~ Author Unknown |
| An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field. ~ Niels Bohr |
| Don’t waste time learning the "tricks of the trade." Instead, learn the trade. ~ Attributed to both James Charlton and H. Jackson Brown |
| You’re no good unless you are a good assistant; and if you are, you’re too good to be an assistant. ~ Martin H. Fischer |