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| When I was in the military they gave me a medal for killing two men and a discharge for loving one. ~ Epitaph of Leonard P. Matlovich |
| Homosexuality is god’s way of insuring that the truly gifted aren’t burdened with children. ~ Sam Austin |
| Isn’t it a violation of the Georgia sodomy law for the Supreme Court to have its head up its ass? ~ Letter to |
| Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law. ~ Boethius, |
| If homosexuality is a disease, let’s all call in queer to work: "Hello. Can’t work today, still queer." ~ Robin Tyler |
| You know what they say: You can’t teach a gay dog straight tricks. ~ Trey Parker & Matt Stone, |
| No government has the right to tell its citizens when or whom to love. The only queer people are those who don’t love anybody. ~ Rita Mae Brown |
| You could move. ~ Abigail Van Buren |
| War. Rape. Murder. Poverty. Equal rights for gays. Guess which one the Southern Baptist Convention is protesting? ~ The Value of Families |
| If time and space are curved, where do all of the straight people come from? ~ Author Unknown |
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| Everybody’s journey is individual. If you fall in love with a boy, you fall in love with a boy. The fact that many Americans consider it a disease says more about them than it does about homosexuality. ~ James Baldwin |
| What is straight? A line can be straight, or a street, but the human heart, oh, no, it’s curved like a road through mountains. ~ Tennessee Williams, |
| There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex. People should be very free with sex, they should draw the line at goats. ~ Elton John |
| I’d rather be black than gay because when you’re black you don’t have to tell your mother. ~ Charles Pierce |
| That word "lesbian" sounds like a disease. And straight men know because they’re sure that they’re the cure. ~ Denise McCanles |
| As a mother, I know that homosexuals cannot biologically reproduce children; therefore, they must recruit our children. ~ Anita Bryant |
| If gays are granted rights, next we’ll have to give rights to prostitutes and to people who sleep with St. Bernards and to nailbiters. ~ Anita Bryant |
| Anita Bryant like Anita hole in the head. ~ Graffiti |
| The radical right is so homophobic that they’re blaming global warming on the AIDS quilt. ~ Dennis Miller |
| Jesse Helms and Newt Gingrich were shaking hands congratulating themselves on the introduction of an antigay bill in Congress. If it passes, they won’t be able to shake hands, because it will then be illegal for a prick to touch an asshole. ~ Judy Carter |
| My own belief is that there is hardly anyone whose sexual life, if it were broadcast, would not fill the world at large with surprise and horror. ~ W. Somerset Maugham |
| Drag is when a man wears everything a lesbian won’t. ~ Author Unknown |
| Did you hear about the Scottish drag queen? He wore pants. ~ Lynn Lavner |
| I’m a supporter of gay rights. And not a closet supporter either. From the time I was a kid, I have never been able to understand attacks upon the gay community. There are so many qualities that make up a human being… by the time I get through with all the things that I really admire about people, what they do with their private parts is probably so low on the list that it is irrelevant. ~ Paul Newman |
| From various bumper stickers: My sexual orientation? Horizontal, usually. ~ I can’t even think straight. |
| I am reminded of a colleague who reiterated "all my homosexual patients are quite sick" – to which I finally replied "so are all my heterosexual patients." ~ Ernest van den Haag |
| For a long time I thought I wanted to be a nun. Then I realized that what I really wanted to be was a lesbian. ~ Mabel Maney |
| When it comes to exploring the sea of love, I prefer buoys. ~ Andrew G. Dehel |
| What’s the point of being a lesbian if a woman is going to look and act like an imitation man? ~ Rita Mae Brown |
| The degree and kind of a man’s sexuality reach up into the ultimate pinnacle of his spirit. ~ Friedrich Nietzsche, |