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| The hair is the richest ornament of women. ~ Martin Luther |
| Hair brings one’s self-image into focus; it is vanity’s proving ground. Hair is terribly personal, a tangle of mysterious prejudices. ~ Shana Alexander |
| Life is an endless struggle full of frustrations and challenges, but eventually you find a hair stylist you like. ~ Author Unknown |
| It seems no more than right that men should seize time by the forelock, for the rude old fellow, sooner or later, pulls all their hair out. ~ George Dennison Prentice, |
| What’s the matter with you guys? The sight of blonde hair knocks you three rungs down on the evolutionary ladder. ~ From the television show |
| The great ages of prose are the ages in which men shave. The great ages of poetry are those in which they allow their beards to grow. ~ Robert Lynd |
| Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. ~ Kahlil Gibran |
| I’m not offended by all the dumb-blonde jokes because I know that I’m not dumb. I also know I’m not blonde. ~ Dolly Parton |
| It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained-glass window. ~ Raymond Chandler |
| Hair style is the final tip-off whether or not a woman really knows herself. ~ Hubert de Givenchy, |
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Babies haven’t any hair:
Old men’s heads are just as bare;
From the cradle to the grave
Lies a haircut and a shave.
~ Samuel Goodman Hoffenstein |
| Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. ~ Sam Ewing |
| Women…. Who made ‘em? God must have been a… genius. Their hair. They say that the hair is everything, you know? Have you ever buried your nose in a mountain of curls, and just wanted to go to sleep forever? ~ Bo Goldman, "The Start of an Education," made popular by the movie |
| When red headed people are above a certain social grade their hair is auburn. ~ Mark Twain, |
Those curious locks so aptly twin’d,
Whose every hair a soul doth bind.
~ Thomas Carew |
| If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in a library? ~ Lily Tomlin |
| Long, beautiful, gleaming, steaming, flaxen, waxen… I adore hair! ~ James Rado and Gerome Ragni, |
| Violet will be a good color for hair at just about the same time that brunette becomes a good color for flowers. ~ Fran Lebowitz |
| Beauty draws us with a single hair. ~ Alexander Pope |
| Gentlemen prefer blondes… but gentlemen marry brunettes. ~ Anita Loos |
| Hair is vitally personal to children. They weep vigorously when it is cut for the first time; no matter how it grows, bushy, straight or curly, they feel they are being shorn of a part of their personality. ~ Charles Chaplin, |
Attired to please herself: no gems of any kind
She wore, nor aught of borrowed gloss in Nature’s stead;
And, then her long, loose hair flung round her head
Fell carelessly behind.
~ Publius Terentius Afer |
| [T]his is California. Blondes are like the state flower or something. ~ From the television show Beverly Hills 90210 |
| There is more felicity on the far side of baldness than young men can possibly imagine. ~ Logan Pearsall Smith |
Only God, my dear,
Could love you for yourself alone
And not your yellow hair.
~ W.B. Yeats |
| It is foolish to tear one’s hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less by baldness. ~ Cicero |
| To Crystal, hair was the most important thing on earth. She would never get married because you couldn’t wear curlers in bed. ~ Edna O’Brien |
| There is nothing more contemptible than a bald man who pretends to have hair. ~ Martial |
| Gray hair is a blessing – ask any bald man. ~ Author Unknown |
You can’t part the skin of a sausage,
Or a dad from his fond son and heir.
And you can’t part the hair on a bald-headed man,
For there’ll be no parting there. ~ Billy Bennett |