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| Those who think they have not time for bodily exercise will sooner or later have to find time for illness. ~ Edward Stanley |
| If it weren’t for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn’t get any exercise at all. ~ Joey Adams |
| Lack of activity destroys the good condition of every human being, while movement and methodical physical exercise save it and preserve it. ~ Plato |
| The only exercise some people get is jumping to conclusions, running down their friends, side-stepping responsibility, and pushing their luck! ~ Author Unknown |
| Movement is a medicine for creating change in a person’s physical, emotional, and mental states. ~ Carol Welch |
| A man’s health can be judged by which he takes two at a time – pills or stairs. ~ Joan Welsh |
| The word aerobics came about when the gym instructors got together and said, "If we’re going to charge $10 an hour, we can’t call it jumping up and down." ~ Rita Rudner |
| I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. ~ Marsha Doble |
| A bear, however hard he tries, grows tubby without exercise. ~ A.A. Milne |
| I get my exercise acting as pallbearer to my friends who exercise. ~ Chauncey Depew |
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| I really don’t think I need buns of steel. I’d be happy with buns of cinnamon. ~ Ellen DeGeneres |
| Commit to be fit. ~ Author Unknown |
| It is exercise alone that supports the spirits, and keeps the mind in vigor. ~ Marcus Tullius Cicero |
| My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. ~ Phyllis Diller |
| Aerobics: a series of strenuous exercises which help convert fats, sugars, and starches into aches, pains, and cramps. ~ Author Unknown |
| Any workout which does not involve a certain minimum of danger or responsibility does not improve the body – it just wears it out. ~ Norman Mailer |
| Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. ~ Author Unknown |
| An hour of basketball feels like 15 minutes. An hour on a treadmill feels like a weekend in traffic school. ~ David Walters |
| I consider exercise vulgar. It makes people smell. ~ Alec Yuill Thornton |
Better to hunt in fields, for health unbought,
Than fee the doctor for a nauseous draught,
The wise, for cure, on exercise depend;
God never made his work for man to mend.
~ John Dryden |
| People say that losing weight is no walk in the park. When I hear that I think, yeah, that’s the problem. ~ Chris Adams |
| If the poor overweight jogger only knew how far he had to run to work off the calories in a crust of bread he might find it better in terms of pound per mile to go to a massage parlor. ~ Christiaan Barnard |
| I believe that the Good Lord gave us a finite number of heartbeats and I’m damned if I’m going to use up mine running up and down a street. ~ Neil Armstrong on jogging |
| If your dog is fat, you’re not getting enough exercise. ~ Author Unknown |
| I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. ~ Mark Twain |
| Whenever I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. ~ Robert M. Hutchins |