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| Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. ~ Ernestine Ulmer |
| I doubt whether the world holds for anyone a more soul-stirring surprise than the first adventure with ice cream. ~ Heywood Broun |
| Research tells us fourteen out of any ten individuals likes chocolate. ~ Sandra Boynton |
| I want to have a good body, but not as much as I want dessert. ~ Jason Love |
| Without ice cream, there would be darkness and chaos. ~ Don Kardong |
| Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Coincidence? I think not! ~ Author Unknown |
| There are two kinds of people in the world: those who love chocolate, and communists. ~ Leslie Moak Murray |
| Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. ~ Jim Davis |
| If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. ~ Carl Sagan |
| Ice cream is exquisite. What a pity it isn’t illegal. ~ Voltaire |
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| Always serve too much hot fudge sauce on hot fudge sundaes. It makes people overjoyed, and puts them in your debt. ~ Judith Olney |
| A boy doesn’t have to go to war to be a hero; he can say he doesn’t like pie when he sees there isn’t enough to go around. ~ E.W. Howe |
| Forget love – I’d rather fall in chocolate! ~ Attributed to Sandra J. Dykes |
| Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands – and then eat just one of the pieces. ~ Judith Viorst |
| Look, there’s no metaphysics on earth like chocolates. ~ Fernando Pessoa |
| I prefer to regard a dessert as I would imagine the perfect woman: subtle, a little bittersweet, not blowsy and extrovert. Delicately made up, not highly rouged. Holding back, not exposing everything and, of course, with a flavor that lasts. ~ Graham Kerr |
| Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone. ~ Jim Fiebig |
| Don’t wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty. ~ Lora Brody |
| Cookies are made of butter and love. ~ Norwegian Proverb |
| There are four basic food groups: milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, and chocolate truffles. ~ Author Unknown |
| Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the Titanic who waved off the dessert cart. ~ Erma Bombeck |
| Self-discipline implies some unpleasant things to me, including staying away from chocolate and keeping my hands out of women’s pants. ~ Oleg Kiselev |
| I don’t drown my sorrows; I suffocate them with chocolate chip cookies. ~ Author Unknown |
| Ice cream is happiness condensed. ~ Jessi Lane Adams |
| If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you’re eating it too slowly. ~ Author Unknown |
| Chocolate is like medicine – but as with medicine, the key is the proper dose. Don’t overdo it. ~ Edward "Grandpa" Jones |
| If there’s no chocolate in heaven, I’m not going. ~ Author Unknown |
‘Twill make old women young and fresh,
Create new motions of the flesh.
And cause them long for you know what,
If they but taste of chocolate.
~ James Wadworth |
| Fruit only angers my need for chocolate. ~ Jason Love |
| After eating chocolate you feel godlike, as though you can conquer enemies, lead armies, entice lovers. ~ Emily Luchetti |