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| Cows are amongst the gentlest of breathing creatures; none show more passionate tenderness to their young when deprived of them; and, in short, I am not ashamed to profess a deep love for these quiet creatures. ~ Thomas de Quincey |
| All the really good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. ~ Grant Wood |
| As for butter versus margarine, I trust cows more than chemists. ~ Joan Gussow |
| A cow is a very good animal in the field, but we turn her out of a garden. ~ Samuel Johnson |
The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other, milk.
~ Ogden Nash |
| When a cow laughs, does milk come out her nose? ~ Author Unknown |
| I guess cows aren’t into the four food groups, especially when they are two of them. ~ Anthony Clark |
| All is not butter that comes from the cow. ~ Proverb |
| Opie, you haven’t finished your milk. We can’t put it back in the cow, you know. ~ From |
| Condensed milk is wonderful. I don’t see how they can get a cow to sit down on those little cans. ~ Fred Allen |
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The friendly cow, all red and white,
I love with all my heart:
She gives me cream with all her might,
To eat with apple-tart.
~ Robert Louis Stevenson |
| Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 feet per second, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter. ~ Dave Barry |
| Parties who want milk should not seat themselves on a stool in the middle of the field in hopes that the cow will back up to them. ~ Elbert Hubbard |
| A mind of the caliber of mine cannot derive its nutriment from cows. ~ George Bernard Shaw |
| The cow is nothing but a machine which makes grass fit for us people to eat. ~ John McNulty |
| Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. ~ Proverb |
| Sacred cows make the best hamburgers. ~ Mark Twain |
| Who was the first guy that look at a cow and said, "I think that I’ll drink whatever comes out of those things when I squeeze them?" ~ Bill Watterson |
| Milk the cow, but do not pull off the udder. ~ Greek Proverb |
| If happiness truly consisted in physical ease and freedom from care, then the happiest individual would not be either a man or a woman; it would be, I think, an American cow. ~ William Lyon Phelps |
| Whoever needs milk, bows to the animal. ~ Yiddish Saying |
| The human body has no more need for cows’ milk than it does for dogs’ milk, horses’ milk, or giraffes’ milk. ~ Michael Klaper |
| Tongue – a variety of meat, rarely served because it clearly crosses the line between a cut of beef and a piece of a dead cow. ~ Bob Ekstrom |
| I’d rather kiss a mad cow on the muzzle than a smoker on the mouth. ~ Paul Carvel |
| I go about looking at horses and cattle. They eat grass, make love, work when they have to, bear their young. I am sick with envy of them. ~ Sherwood Anderson |
| There’s nothing like sitting back and talking to your cows. ~ Russell Crowe |
| There’s something about getting up at 5 a.m., feeding the stock and chickens, and milking a couple of cows before breakfast that gives you a lifelong respect for the price of butter and eggs. ~ Bill Vaughan |
| I write in order to attain that feeling of tension relieved and function achieved which a cow enjoys on giving milk. ~ Henry Louis Mencken |
| Custard: A detestable substance produced by a malevolent conspiracy of the hen, the cow, and the cook. ~ Ambrose Bierce |
| He who lets the goat be laid on his shoulders is soon after forced to carry the cow. ~ Italian Proverb |