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| It is impossible to keep a straight face in the presence of one or more kittens. ~ Cynthia E. Varnado |
| In order to keep a true perspective of one’s importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him. ~ Dereke Bruce |
| There are few things in life more heartwarming than to be welcomed by a cat. ~ Tay Hohoff |
| If cats could talk, they wouldn’t. ~ Nan Porter |
| There are two means of refuge from the misery of life – music and cats. ~ Albert Schweitzer |
| A catless writer is almost inconceivable. It’s a perverse taste, really, since it would be easier to write with a herd of buffalo in the room than even one cat; they make nests in the notes and bite the end of the pen and walk on the typewriter keys. ~ Barbara Holland |
| If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. ~ Mark Twain |
| Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia. ~ Joseph Wood Krutch |
| The cat could very well be man’s best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. ~ Doug Larson |
| There is something about the presence of a cat… that seems to take the bite out of being alone. ~ Louis J. Camuti |
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| As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat. ~ Ellen Perry Berkeley |
| The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer. ~ Paula Poundstone |
| Cats can work out mathematically the exact place to sit that will cause most inconvenience. ~ Pam Brown |
| After scolding one’s cat one looks into its face and is seized by the ugly suspicion that it understood every word. And has filed it for reference. ~ Charlotte Gray |
| A cat can be trusted to purr when she is pleased, which is more than can be said for human beings. ~ William Ralph Inge |
| The reason cats climb is so that they can look down on almost every other animal – it’s also the reason they hate birds. ~ K.C. Buffington |
| A cat is an example of sophistication minus civilization. ~ Author Unknown |
There has never been a cat
Who couldn’t calm me down
By walking slowly
Past my chair.
~ Rod McKuen |
| Your cat will never threaten your popularity by barking at three in the morning. He won’t attack the mailman or eat the drapes, although he may climb the drapes to see how the room looks from the ceiling. ~ Helen Powers |
| Cats do care. For example they know instinctively what time we have to be at work in the morning and they wake us up twenty minutes before the alarm goes off. ~ Michael Nelson |
| When I play with my cat, who knows if I am not a pastime to her more than she is to me? ~ Michel de Montaigne, |
| Kittens are born with their eyes shut. They open them in about six days, take a look around, then close them again for the better part of their lives. ~ Stephen Baker |
| I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It’s not. Mine had me trained in two days. ~ Bill Dana |
| If there is one spot of sun spilling onto the floor, a cat will find it and soak it up. ~ J.A. McIntosh |
| No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat, and no amount of masking tape can ever totally remove his fur from your couch. ~ Leo Dworken |
| It doesn’t do to be sentimental about cats; the best ones don’t respect you for it. ~ Susan Howatch |
| A dog, I have always said, is prose; a cat is a poem. ~ Jean Burden |
| The cat is the only animal without visible means of support who still manages to find a living in the city. ~ Carl van Vechten |
| There’s no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. ~ Wesley Bates |
| If the pull of the outside world is strong, there is also a pull towards the human. The cat may disappear on its own errands, but sooner or later, it returns once again for a little while, to greet us with its own type of love. ~ Lloyd Alexander |