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| A crying baby is the best form of birth control. ~ Carole Tabron |
| Condoms aren’t completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus. ~ Bob Rubin |
| The best contraceptive is the word no – repeated frequently. ~ Margaret Smith |
| Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion. ~ Spike Milligan, |
| Familiarity breeds contempt – and children. ~ Mark Twain, |
| We all worry about the population explosion, but we don’t worry about it at the right time. ~ Arthur Hoppe |
| It is now quite lawful for a Catholic woman to avoid pregnancy by a resort to mathematics, though she is still forbidden to resort to physics or chemistry. ~ H.L. Mencken, |
| It is not economical to go to bed early to save the candles if the result is twins. ~ Chinese Proverb |
| He no play-da-game. He no make-a-da rules! ~ Earl Butz |
| The best contraceptive is a glass of cold water: not before or after, but instead. ~ Author Unknown |
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| I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said "No." ~ Woody Allen |
| When the history of civilization is written, it will be a biological history and Margaret Sanger will be its heroine. ~ H.G. Wells |
| A birth control pill for men, that’s fair. It makes more sense to take the bullets out of the gun than to wear a bulletproof vest. ~ Author Unknown |
| For birth control, I rely on my personality. ~ Milt Abel |
| My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. ~ Joan Rivers |
| Those who in principle oppose birth control are either incapable of arithmetic or else in favor of war, pestilence and famine as permanent features of human life. ~ Bertrand Russell |
| We want far better reasons for having children than not knowing how to prevent them. ~ Dora Winifred Black Russell |
| It would be a service to mankind if the pill were available in slot machines and the cigarette were placed on prescription. ~ Malcolm Potts |
| For most women, including women who want to have children, contraception is not an option; it is a basic health care necessity. ~ Louise Slaughter |