| Random Quotes |
| Debt is the worst poverty. ~ Thomas Fuller, |
| Some people are so afraid to die that they never begin to live. ~ Henry Van Dyke |
| Women who feel naked without their lipstick are well over thirty. ~ Mignon McLaughlin, |
| A deadline is negative inspiration. Still, it’s better than no inspiration at all. ~ Rita Mae Brown |
| Men may scoff, and men may pray, but they pay every pleasure with a pain. ~ William Henley |
| A few minutes ago every tree was excited, bowing to the roaring storm, waving, swirling, tossing their branches in glorious enthusiasm like worship. But though to the outer ear these trees are now silent, their songs never cease. ~ John Muir |
| We are irritated by rascals, intolerant of fools, and prepared to love the rest. But where are they? ~ Mignon McLaughlin, |
| Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It’s staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in. ~ Casey Stengel |
| The next time someone asks you, "Hey, howdja get to be a homosexual anyway?" tell them, "Homosexuals are chosen first on talent, then interview… then the swimsuit and evening gown competition pretty much gets rid of the rest of them." ~ Karen Williams |
| Small is the number of people who see with their eyes and think with their minds. ~ Albert Einstein |
| When he to whom one speaks does not understand, and he who speaks himself does not understand, that is metaphysics. ~ Voltaire, |
| Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber. ~ Plato |
| It is the fancy of every mortal that being cradled in the arms of mortality is a safe place for the time being. ~ Robert Brault |
| Morality is the best of all devices for leading mankind by the nose. ~ Friedrich Nietzsche, |
| It is natural that affluence should be followed by influence. ~ Augustus William Hare and Julius Charles Hare, |